I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
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IF YOU DON’T LIKE GREEK MYTHOLOGY THEN YOU’RE WRONG LIKE THERE IS LITERALLY A STORY WHERE DIONYSUS GETS HIS PENIS PUDDING ON ATHENA’S THIGH AND SHE SLAPS IT OFF AND IT FALLS OFF OLYMPUS AND BECOMES THIS GUY NAMED ERECTHEUS AND THIS GUY IS LITERALLY SLAPPED OFF MAN CHOWDER FROM ATHENA’S UPPER LEG HOW GREAT IS THAT
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"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
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ughuhgufh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear their voice and soak in their presence like it’s physically impossible to have them by your side but you need it so bad like you just want them to be yours you want them physically there for you